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I constantly claim that strangers have a critter on their back, which I pat down on them just because I like touching strangers' backs.
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Not gonna lie, been living in London for nearly a year now and finding it hard to find anyone to even go on a second date let alone do anything fun with. Usually get ghosted after the first date. I don't even think anything goes wrong on the date they just ghost me afterwards and it's getting really depressing
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Proud of my first cake, I was going to carry it to my visitor's table and slipped halfway.
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I don't love my boyfriend but am dating him because he always gives me great gifts
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Because of a long phone call, I forgot my pot of boiled sausages on the stove, all the sausages and the pot were black
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I was watering the flowers in the garden with the hose and didn't notice that the visitors were already there, I turned around and everyone was wet
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I sometimes bump into people on purpose to get to know them
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I invited people to dinner and forgot. Then people stood in front of my door and I had nothing to serve
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When I'm with friends, I always bite my fingernails and stick them in their sofa cracks
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