Beichte von Eurotake0ver

I've been with my girlfriend for three years and she still doesn't know my real name.

Because my girlfriend always jokes about my bald head, I once cut off a long lock of her hair while she was sleeping.

Hey, just looking for a nice night and call it quits after that. I will make sure we have a good time though

After dying my hair, I didn't notice that my ear was still full of color and so I walked around

I admit that i regularly pee when i'm in the Bathtub, and worse in every Pool i get in. I just can't help it.

It often happens to me that I fall asleep watching TV with my glasses on and the remote control in my hand

I belched so hard I had to throw up and that was in church

I f/20 admit that i have to workout a lot for my fitness, health, and tight body

Looking for a special friend that I can vibe with and maybe become something beautiful

I guess i would prefer a person who is subtle, for others but kinda messy with me...