Beichte von DreadHead

Because my girlfriend always jokes about my bald head, I once cut off a long lock of her hair while she was sleeping.

I admit to being in Love with my aunt, but i can do nothing about it

I 18/fem. admit having lots of practice with my self, never entirely satisfying though!?!

My boss is an asshole, when he asks me to get his morning coffee, I pull my pubes and put it in his coffee before i put on the cover.

While jogging, I ran into a knee-deep puddle and of course collapsed, everyone else laughed their heads off

As a bouncer of almost 30 yrs, let me give you guys some advice. If you take a woman to a bar and she hugs the bouncer...just walk away...leave her there.

I an awesome, and I know how to please a woman. Write to me and se if I am lie

Anyone fancy a city trip at the weekend? I like traveling in foreign cities and am very interested in history. However, also in good restaurants, although I like a delicious burger or a kebab sometimes. I am 26 years old, single, with no children or animals and would like to see a little bit of the world before sinking into the sofa permanently. Did I wake your interest? Let me hear something from you.

I f22 occasionally go to the cinema just to touch myself throughout the film

Chilling and enjoying the holiday. Trying to better myself at my young age and be the best I can be

Just turned 18 I’m just bored and single looking for anything really I don’t care but I do have a limit

Don’t wait for tomorrow to do and say all you want! Today is the day, tomorrow we might not be here

My heel broke off while dancing and I didn't have any spare shoes with me

Creative spirit seeking a like-minded soul to explore art, music, and culture with. Let's attend concerts, visit museums, and share our passions for creativity and expression.