Secret of Jasonjump

Get some on it @ 5"soft🍆 . Can you even get it to 10"🍆 let alone take it in full💯 in the only hole possible🌽⛳👀🍆💜

I put chewing gum in my girlfriend's pubic hair so she would have to shave it all.

Hello dear men. I don't even want to answer the question of what I'm wearing right now.🙈 The most beautiful thing a man has ever said about me?: I'm just a dreamer and you're just a dream. You are like a hurricane. (From a great song by Neil Young) 🍬My dreams? Go on great bike rides. for weeks. Preferably through Asia, Southeast Asia or or or. 🤗Unfortunately just a fantasy since I'm married. Maybe you have other ideas that we both like. I'm curious, cuddly and not as boring as in the photo 😍. We can start small. drink coffee or something. Or do you have completely different ideas? 😊 Very, very best regards

I have a dog leash at home, but no dog

In the admist of my feelings and desires Let my passionate self take over... And clear all the forces that bring me beneath the layers of despair And let me breath.... Up high, proud and fearless Under this moon lit sky... Where the shadows are calling me... Where i always was ment to be .. Where it's him Standing.... Waiting... Casting a heavenly silhouette of a Greek god.... ~tj

Don't get me wrong, I don't mind taking care of her, her not paying is not the issue....the issue is her taking that for granted

I want someone who will let me pin them down and be good if u are that person text me

I was totally drunk and puked on my boyfriend while kissing him.

I f/28 admit that i have had some bizarre encounters in the past, and i'd really love to find a "normal" relationship

How did I look like everyone and you are free to text me if you are here to play games please don’t add me up or send me a text.

Here for a good time not a long time, conversation, Drinks, even activities I’m all in.

Im looking for someone seriously relations between loyalty An d shear life together

i used to drink my dads sodas and lie about it :(