Beichte von Sexyhandsome

6” Tall Made in America These are the eyes that you will look into as you try and fight the desire of intimacy.

We had a prank at a party where we pissed in an empty beer bottle, in the end my brother drank my piss, and we told him it was only a bottle that was out of date.

My boyfriend is my piggy and therefore he gets his meals served in a trough. I like it when his curly tail wiggles

Let’s get it! The world can be crazy, so let’s unwind a bit

I f25 confess I killed the lawn at my ex's house with chlorine for revenge

Open to meeting new people. Very sporty.,football,Boxing,Rugby,Gym.work funny hours so dont have much time lately.Come say hi.😁

I've "borrowed" a neighbor's car before without his knowledge while he was on vacation.

I f.20 confess i do not care for funny toys, i want the the natural "stick"

I'm bored and looking for some fun with people who can keep up with me. I can go all day and all night. So please don't be shy.

I belched so hard I had to throw up and that was in church

You shouldn't wash wallpaper with water, I did it once and it all came off the next day

Message me if you: - Your heart is in the right place, - show humor in all situations, - are uncomplicated and funny, - are sporty, - you haven't lost your down-to-earthness despite the desire to travel, - You take a seat at every table with charm and ease, did i describe you then let the buttons shine and get in touch

Does your mom need a son-in-law? coz I like you. What are you going to do about it? if "yes" hit me up with your Instagram handle and we spice up things

Do you also like women who can cook? I can do more than cooking 😝, text me if you need someone to cook and more! 😘

I worked in a brothel for a while because I was just curious what it was like