Beichte von Luis

"As beautiful on the inside as I am on the outside."

I an awesome, and I know how to please a woman. Write to me and se if I am lie

When my girlfriend cooks, everything tastes like shit, so I almost always feed it to the dog

Hi I'm Rob busy looking around just get a hold of me maybe we can talk

Im new here how im get coin this app i want to need mony vry much

My boyfriend is my piggy and therefore he gets his meals served in a trough. I like it when his curly tail wiggles

I have a crush on my girlfriend's dad and I think he's into me too. When the time comes, I'll tell him and we'll both get the hell out of here

During an examination at the gynecologist I had flatulence

How’s it going, new here. Not really sure what for but I like to smoke and chill. Go out to eat so let’s do something.... . .. ... .....Anyone from India🇮🇳

Whenever I see a pack of toilet paper, I pierce the foil in the middle of the packaging

I'm a dumdum

I farted in church, it smelled horribly, but I pretended it wasn't me

I intentionally don't flush public toilets to leave my mark

The guy I like likes some other girl but we live together so I find it weird