Male 24- I just want a fuck honestly so any females down hmu… we can hang out and stuff I’m just horny and it’s been awhile… we can be fuck baddies if y’all want..

I regularly licked the edge of the toilet, which my ex spattered with urine while peeing standing up

My boss is an asshole, when he asks me to get his morning coffee, I pull my pubes and put it in his coffee before i put on the cover.

My roommate is so loud plaing with her sex toy every night. One day we went into her room and dipped her toy in chilli water, She got even louder that night but quieted down ever since

The most embarrassing thing that I have done, it was back in college and my bf wanted to try anal, I was reluctant at first but I gave in, it took some time trying to get it in but when it did, my body jerked/twitched and I accidentally shit myself. that totally ruined the mood