I have to admit, I don’t understand women. They want a man to listen, and I was listening but she was leaving anyway...
When I found out she was a man it was too late
After the swim, I noticed that the OB's ribbon was visible the whole time.
I guess i would prefer a person who is subtle, for others but kinda messy with me...
Hi, I'm a slightly crazy and playful girl.. I like to try new things... so get in touch
Hopeless kinda funny romantic, once you get to know me,I'm a stupid but fairly nice guy
When I was with my mother, I filled the hair dryer with powder and watched as she suddenly had a thick cloud around her
I am a jealous and possessive person. What can I do for a change? I don’t want to be, because that’s always why my BF break up with me.
Hello! My name is Mike, I'm looking for quick hookups and fwb, as I'm in an open relationship:)
looking for fun, let's have it together, waiting for you
Looking for a special friend that I can vibe with and maybe become something beautiful
My brother always pees in the sink, and it stinks, so I use his toothbrush to clean the sink!
Because of a long phone call, I forgot my pot of boiled sausages on the stove, all the sausages and the pot were black
I’m fit and ready for anything. I work out so I can carry you with ease, in the shower, in the woods wherever you can imagine.
I confess that my parents finance my life, and I'm not even grateful
Don’t even know what I’m here for… but hey dm me and let’s see what’s up? PS I’m bad at taking pics… so don’t judge me by my ugly pics :(
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