Secret of Williamskate7732

"As beautiful on the inside as I am on the outside."

Not gonna lie, been living in London for nearly a year now and finding it hard to find anyone to even go on a second date let alone do anything fun with. Usually get ghosted after the first date. I don't even think anything goes wrong on the date they just ghost me afterwards and it's getting really depressing

Just looking for someone to have fun with no strings attached

California born and raised hmu if you tryna get eaten out 👅👅

People are funny, I don't have a picture and ppl want to call me sexxy lmfao. Wtf... 😭 I'm not even blonde! 😂

To annoy my girlfriend, I posted a contact ad with her details and she received many inquiries

Anyone want some fun, the less words the better

I invited people to dinner and forgot. Then people stood in front of my door and I had nothing to serve

Complete this sentence: “You, me, and ____.”

Listening to smut on an aroplane just hits different. Like it’s talking about all the hot shit they are doing and your just trying to keep a straight face

When I'm with friends, I always bite my fingernails and stick them in their sofa cracks

I overhear my neighbor talking on the phone

I ,m, admit that my Girl has dumped me yesterday and i am still crying like a baby.