Secret of Maxwell

I was walking around town and saw a friend of mine. I sneaked up to her and covered her eyes. It just wasn't my friend

I fell in love with my boss and everyone noticed

I like sticking chopsticks up my nose and playing walrus.

I've stollen the money from the store i work for

I farted in church, it smelled horribly, but I pretended it wasn't me

I listen to heavy metal music to go down well with my best friend

I am 28 years old and admit to be very unhappy with beein vegan, But since my husband is categoric, i have no choice but to divorce him.

Single looking for a real woman I like older women but younger are fine too life is like a box of chocolate never know what you going to get 23

My boyfriend is my piggy and therefore he gets his meals served in a trough. I like it when his curly tail wiggles

My best #RailTrip in my Live ;-) was to PortaNigra.

I once gave my best friend dog biscuits to eat

Glad you came.. I'm chocolate 🍫 black guy.. cool something lit crazy in and you see my world

Hey trying to find a woman to have some fun all entries welcome

Two Clever people can't fall in love, True love needs one Idiot, that's me