during a 16-hour flight back to my home country I was seated between an old lady and a respectable-looking young man. as the light dimmed to allow people to sleep, a particular scene on a family guy episode I was watching got 15-year-old me needing to let off. like a gentleman, I waited till both passengers beside me were asleep before I put a blanket on and got down to business. long story short, one of the weirdest wanks I've had, family has some great content, and never sit on the middle seat of a plane if you are horny.