My boss is an asshole, when he asks me to get his morning coffee, I pull my pubes and put it in his coffee before i put on the cover.

I, f22, admit i peed myself a little while watching "The Purge" with my ex-boyfriend. I of course had to leave immediatly, so he wouldn't notice. He was very upset and repeatedly asked why i had left. Being to proud to tell, i was Single again, the very next day.

I used to take my father's Viagra, when I hangout with girls on sex date, but my father didn't know anything about it.

I caught my girlfriend calling with some other dude. That didn't look like no buddy or coworker. I'll get the bottom of it.

One day I fucked my neighbors wife and her husband walked in and started talking to her while I was balls deep inside his wife. I’m surprised he didn’t see me;)

I secretly watched my aunt while she was in shower and jerked to her naked body.

Once my mum was putting on a bra and she let me suck her tits and let me fuck her wet pussy

I catch flies, put them in a bag and put it over my penis. I love it when the flies tickle IT

I have never had sex in the beach. I want to try one day.

I am wondering how is it like to make love in the space?

I want to fuck in the back of a moving bus....

A woman who needs a service "side love and sex", where are you? I'm yours ;)

Hello dear men. I don't even want to answer the question of what I'm wearing right now.🙈 The most beautiful thing a man has ever said about me?: I'm just a dreamer and you're just a dream. You are like a hurricane. (From a great song by Neil Young) 🍬My dreams? Go on great bike rides. for weeks. Preferably through Asia, Southeast Asia or or or. 🤗Unfortunately just a fantasy since I'm married. Maybe you have other ideas that we both like. I'm curious, cuddly and not as boring as in the photo 😍. We can start small. drink coffee or something. Or do you have completely different ideas? 😊 Very, very best regards

I confess to moving too fast for most.. wasting time for unimportant little facts about each other is pointless. It's casual no strings for reason.

hey, i'm trying to help my luck a bit, i'm looking for a dear woman who shares my passion and is willing to go through thick and thin with me. If you are also romantic and sensitive and enjoy life to the fullest, then you are exactly the right person for me. 🌟🍷🎉 I can't wait to discover the world with you and enjoy every second with you. Let's experience an unforgettable time together and let our love go up in flames.