My boss is an asshole, when he asks me to get his morning coffee, I pull my pubes and put it in his coffee before i put on the cover.

I, f22, admit i peed myself a little while watching "The Purge" with my ex-boyfriend. I of course had to leave immediatly, so he wouldn't notice. He was very upset and repeatedly asked why i had left. Being to proud to tell, i was Single again, the very next day.

I used to take my father's Viagra, when I hangout with girls on sex date, but my father didn't know anything about it.

I caught my girlfriend calling with some other dude. That didn't look like no buddy or coworker. I'll get the bottom of it.

One day I fucked my neighbors wife and her husband walked in and started talking to her while I was balls deep inside his wife. I’m surprised he didn’t see me;)

I secretly watched my aunt while she was in shower and jerked to her naked body.

Once my mum was putting on a bra and she let me suck her tits and let me fuck her wet pussy

I catch flies, put them in a bag and put it over my penis. I love it when the flies tickle IT

I have never had sex in the beach. I want to try one day.

I am wondering how is it like to make love in the space?

I want to fuck in the back of a moving bus....

A woman who needs a service "side love and sex", where are you? I'm yours ;)

Hi. Is there a man out there who doesn't stare at his cell phone all day? For whom Facebook is not as important as real friends and real contacts? I would like to talk to a man and look him in the eye and not keep wondering what he is doing on his cell phone. By the way, I'm 29 years old with a very pretty face. Maybe you like me, it could be.

whether barefoot, in heels or trekking boots. Sometimes romantic, sensual - sometimes hip and casual - sometimes with feminine elegance. a small lady, completely independent, sensitive, carefree, clever with charm, flair and depth, looking forward to demanding men with class, heart and humor. ( surprise me...)😇

Hello dear men. I don't even want to answer the question of what I'm wearing right now.🙈 The most beautiful thing a man has ever said about me?: I'm just a dreamer and you're just a dream. You are like a hurricane. (From a great song by Neil Young) 🍬My dreams? Go on great bike rides. for weeks. Preferably through Asia, Southeast Asia or or or. 🤗Unfortunately just a fantasy since I'm married. Maybe you have other ideas that we both like. I'm curious, cuddly and not as boring as in the photo 😍. We can start small. drink coffee or something. Or do you have completely different ideas? 😊 Very, very best regards

Do you like very spicy food? A lot of sushi with a good portion of wasabi? Chili with so many peppers in it that your nose runs? It's always an experience for me. I can't live on just schnitzel and fries. I'm 23 years old and I'm looking for someone with whom I can travel the culinary world. Incidentally, Spicy makes “Hot”.

Message me if you: - Your heart is in the right place, - show humor in all situations, - are uncomplicated and funny, - are sporty, - you haven't lost your down-to-earthness despite the desire to travel, - You take a seat at every table with charm and ease, did i describe you then let the buttons shine and get in touch

Music lover seeking a partner in crime to rock out with. Bonus points if you can dance like nobody's watching and make me laugh . Let's make beautiful music together!