My boss is an asshole, when he asks me to get his morning coffee, I pull my pubes and put it in his coffee before i put on the cover.

Since my ex-boyfriend is only interested in football, I canceled his Sport-Channel subscription without telling him

I regularly licked the edge of the toilet, which my ex spattered with urine while peeing standing up

Never tell me where you put the condoms, because I go there and condoms will mysterious break. I have succesfully created a few marriages

No one knows but I use vegetables like eggplant and zucchini, to masturbate

My roommate is so loud plaing with her sex toy every night. One day we went into her room and dipped her toy in chilli water, She got even louder that night but quieted down ever since

Help requested in search of love; The size wouldn't matter, a smaller one would also do . not infinitely resilient but very passionate, romantic, melancholic but joking, shy, a bit sporty, interested in culture but not diligent, if that doesn't put you off I'll wait for a word or two from you.

Spring is just around the corner and I want to fall in love again Do you like women with curves and still have a lot of fun with ...? And not just like flowering ... Then get in touch very quickly. I would like to start again with a partner at my side who suits me. It would be nice if you wanted to travel (even without a plane) and want to enjoy. I find it very important. If you now also have the 3 HS, you will get to know nothing in the way. Photo would be great.

hey, i'm trying to help my luck a bit, i'm looking for a dear woman who shares my passion and is willing to go through thick and thin with me. If you are also romantic and sensitive and enjoy life to the fullest, then you are exactly the right person for me. 🌟🍷🎉 I can't wait to discover the world with you and enjoy every second with you. Let's experience an unforgettable time together and let our love go up in flames.

I F.29 admit i have a few regrets when it comes to my early 20ties.

whether barefoot, in heels or trekking boots. Sometimes romantic, sensual - sometimes hip and casual - sometimes with feminine elegance. a small lady, completely independent, sensitive, carefree, clever with charm, flair and depth, looking forward to demanding men with class, heart and humor. ( surprise me...)😇

Hi. Is there a man out there who doesn't stare at his cell phone all day? For whom Facebook is not as important as real friends and real contacts? I would like to talk to a man and look him in the eye and not keep wondering what he is doing on his cell phone. By the way, I'm 29 years old with a very pretty face. Maybe you like me, it could be.

Sometimes i say to my friends and familie that i'm going for a ride just so that i can have some time for myself

I wash my plastic bags with soap after every purchase

Since my ex-boyfriend is only interested in football, I canceled his Sport-Channel subscription without telling him

I miss my baby daddy but I am afraid to confess my feelings for him

Kind, cheerful, caring, intelligent, attentive, calm, benevolent, friendly...and looking for a man with similar interests for a serious relationship.and understanding, mutual assistance, mutual respect.