Since my ex-boyfriend is only interested in football, I canceled his Sport-Channel subscription without telling him

I regularly licked the edge of the toilet, which my ex spattered with urine while peeing standing up

No one knows but I use vegetables like eggplant and zucchini, to masturbate

Never tell me where you put the condoms, because I go there and condoms will mysterious break. I have succesfully created a few marriages

My boss is an asshole, when he asks me to get his morning coffee, I pull my pubes and put it in his coffee before i put on the cover.

My roommate is so loud plaing with her sex toy every night. One day we went into her room and dipped her toy in chilli water, She got even louder that night but quieted down ever since

Complete this sentence: “You, me, and ____.”

Music lover seeking a partner in crime to rock out with. Bonus points if you can dance like nobody's watching and make me laugh . Let's make beautiful music together!

I F.29 admit i have a few regrets when it comes to my early 20ties.

Hi. Is there a man out there who doesn't stare at his cell phone all day? For whom Facebook is not as important as real friends and real contacts? I would like to talk to a man and look him in the eye and not keep wondering what he is doing on his cell phone. By the way, I'm 29 years old with a very pretty face. Maybe you like me, it could be.

I, f22, admit i peed myself a little while watching "The Purge" with my ex-boyfriend. I of course had to leave immediatly, so he wouldn't notice. He was very upset and repeatedly asked why i had left. Being to proud to tell, i was Single again, the very next day.

I stole a kids jacket back in school it’s haunted me ever since 🥺