My boss is an asshole, when he asks me to get his morning coffee, I pull my pubes and put it in his coffee before i put on the cover.

Since my ex-boyfriend is only interested in football, I canceled his Sport-Channel subscription without telling him

I regularly licked the edge of the toilet, which my ex spattered with urine while peeing standing up

No one knows but I use vegetables like eggplant and zucchini, to masturbate

Never tell me where you put the condoms, because I go there and condoms will mysterious break. I have succesfully created a few marriages

My roommate is so loud plaing with her sex toy every night. One day we went into her room and dipped her toy in chilli water, She got even louder that night but quieted down ever since

Do you like very spicy food? A lot of sushi with a good portion of wasabi? Chili with so many peppers in it that your nose runs? It's always an experience for me. I can't live on just schnitzel and fries. I'm 23 years old and I'm looking for someone with whom I can travel the culinary world. Incidentally, Spicy makes “Hot”.

hey, i'm trying to help my luck a bit, i'm looking for a dear woman who shares my passion and is willing to go through thick and thin with me. If you are also romantic and sensitive and enjoy life to the fullest, then you are exactly the right person for me. 🌟🍷🎉 I can't wait to discover the world with you and enjoy every second with you. Let's experience an unforgettable time together and let our love go up in flames.

I feel so alone. Anyone wanna hang out with me? I am an open and smiling girl.

Spring is just around the corner and I want to fall in love again Do you like women with curves and still have a lot of fun with ...? And not just like flowering ... Then get in touch very quickly. I would like to start again with a partner at my side who suits me. It would be nice if you wanted to travel (even without a plane) and want to enjoy. I find it very important. If you now also have the 3 HS, you will get to know nothing in the way. Photo would be great.

Help requested in search of love; The size wouldn't matter, a smaller one would also do . not infinitely resilient but very passionate, romantic, melancholic but joking, shy, a bit sporty, interested in culture but not diligent, if that doesn't put you off I'll wait for a word or two from you.

Hello dear men. I don't even want to answer the question of what I'm wearing right now.🙈 The most beautiful thing a man has ever said about me?: I'm just a dreamer and you're just a dream. You are like a hurricane. (From a great song by Neil Young) 🍬My dreams? Go on great bike rides. for weeks. Preferably through Asia, Southeast Asia or or or. 🤗Unfortunately just a fantasy since I'm married. Maybe you have other ideas that we both like. I'm curious, cuddly and not as boring as in the photo 😍. We can start small. drink coffee or something. Or do you have completely different ideas? 😊 Very, very best regards

Hi. Is there a man out there who doesn't stare at his cell phone all day? For whom Facebook is not as important as real friends and real contacts? I would like to talk to a man and look him in the eye and not keep wondering what he is doing on his cell phone. By the way, I'm 29 years old with a very pretty face. Maybe you like me, it could be.

whether barefoot, in heels or trekking boots. Sometimes romantic, sensual - sometimes hip and casual - sometimes with feminine elegance. a small lady, completely independent, sensitive, carefree, clever with charm, flair and depth, looking forward to demanding men with class, heart and humor. ( surprise me...)😇