I can't stop licking a man's sweat

I have an extra mirror on the ceiling to see myself having sex.

I had a pay talk with an employee. But he didn't want more wages because he would have to pay more taxes, an acquaintance of his said. I didn't enlighten him.

I've skipped the bill in various whorehouses before, and I always get away with it

I told my best buddy that I'm tired and I'm going to sleep so I could play for 3 hours in peace.

Instead of a photo of my girlfriend, I have a photo of my BMW in my wallet.

I don't wanna be with my boyfriend anymo4e cause of how he treats me but I'm to scared to leave

I work in a gym. After work I go into the women's changing room and lick the benches with relish.

I secretly read the messages on my boyfriend's cell phone.

I always throw my moldy bread in the mailbox of my neighbors.

I used to put some chocolate in my sister's bed so that she always thought she had shat the bed in the morning.

I am 40 years old and have never shaved my private parts. Either my partner accepts it, or he leaves.

I can't stop licking a man's sweat

I have an extra mirror on the ceiling to see myself having sex.

I had a pay talk with an employee. But he didn't want more wages because he would have to pay more taxes, an acquaintance of his said. I didn't enlighten him.

I just can't fall asleep without my David Hasselhoff pillow. If I stay somewhere else it gets a camouflage cover

I often write obscene messages and drop them in the mailbox at our Catholic Sisterhood

I smell my feet every night before I go to sleep to have sweet dreams.

I've skipped the bill in various whorehouses before, and I always get away with it

I told my best buddy that I'm tired and I'm going to sleep so I could play for 3 hours in peace.

Instead of a photo of my girlfriend, I have a photo of my BMW in my wallet.

I don't wanna be with my boyfriend anymo4e cause of how he treats me but I'm to scared to leave

I work in a gym. After work I go into the women's changing room and lick the benches with relish.

I secretly read the messages on my boyfriend's cell phone.