When I was in junior high, I secretly watched porn video tapes that I took from my Uncle's hiding cabinet and it felt so good with a finger in my wet pussy

When my boyfriend is away, i will move a dick-shaped cactus in my garden and put it by the front door so my naighbor can get the signal and come to fuck me hard!

I want to try hard sex, whether you’re a professional or not, it doesn’t matter to me!

I've never had sucked dick in my life

Since my ex-boyfriend is only interested in football, I canceled his Sport-Channel subscription without telling him

I regularly licked the edge of the toilet, which my ex spattered with urine while peeing standing up

When my boyfriend is away, i will move a dick-shaped cactus in my garden and put it by the front door so my naighbor can get the signal and come to fuck me hard!

I love bananas, but they're not as firm without the peel

I often use the vacuum cleaner and suck my clit with it until I'm about to climax and then insert a really big inflatable dildo and stretch

I once had a threesome with escorts