I regularly licked the edge of the toilet, which my ex spattered with urine while peeing standing up

Since my ex-boyfriend is only interested in football, I canceled his Sport-Channel subscription without telling him

My boss is an asshole, when he asks me to get his morning coffee, I pull my pubes and put it in his coffee before i put on the cover.

Never tell me where you put the condoms, because I go there and condoms will mysterious break. I have succesfully created a few marriages

The most embarrassing thing that I have done, it was back in college and my bf wanted to try anal, I was reluctant at first but I gave in, it took some time trying to get it in but when it did, my body jerked/twitched and I accidentally shit myself. that totally ruined the mood

I F.20 admit i have an on going interest in nudism, but opportunities are rare

I, f19 confess, I have never come during sex, only orgasm during masturbation. I just need it really hard.