I admit that I always let my dog poop in the neighbors bushes in order not to have to collect any of it

I love when the pizza delivery guy looks at me when i answer the door in my sexy lingerie, now where is my pizza with sausage, YOUR sausage?

hey, i'm trying to help my luck a bit, i'm looking for a dear woman who shares my passion and is willing to go through thick and thin with me. If you are also romantic and sensitive and enjoy life to the fullest, then you are exactly the right person for me. 🌟🍷🎉 I can't wait to discover the world with you and enjoy every second with you. Let's experience an unforgettable time together and let our love go up in flames.

24-year-old chefs, a bit plump but not fat, looking for a man who can really enjoy culinary delights. Maybe you can cook too, then we would have a nice hobby. How about we meet up for delicious beef roulades?

Hello dear men. I don't even want to answer the question of what I'm wearing right now.🙈 The most beautiful thing a man has ever said about me?: I'm just a dreamer and you're just a dream. You are like a hurricane. (From a great song by Neil Young) 🍬My dreams? Go on great bike rides. for weeks. Preferably through Asia, Southeast Asia or or or. 🤗Unfortunately just a fantasy since I'm married. Maybe you have other ideas that we both like. I'm curious, cuddly and not as boring as in the photo 😍. We can start small. drink coffee or something. Or do you have completely different ideas? 😊 Very, very best regards

I need a girl who loves me sooo much

Complete this sentence: “You, me, and ____.”