My wife doesn't pay ANY bills and still doesn't have sex with me whenever I want. That's the least I can get for taking care of you. It's really giving ungrateful vibes.

The only reason she's getting 2 dicks this weekend is so I can live out my fantasy

My wife’s gone on vacation. I’m tired of masturbating. I want an indiscreet relationship

I’m looking for a fountain woman. I want to prove if it really exists. Besides, it’s not exciting to see them come

I was wanking in my bed when I was 15. I finished and poked my head from under the covers. And noticed a cup of tea and cake next to the bed. A little note was there as well. It said, hope you like this more than what you were doing!

I would like a woman to come visit me don’t say a word and explore each other’s body and have fun then before we part we make a small mark on each other to remind us of that day

I enjoy basket leaving sleigh riding kicking rocks and five your plans it’s 11:11 what you know about that

I’m looking for a quiet relationship because I can’t take my wife anymore. We can talk freely.

I am often told that sleeping with an elderly woman is too good. Is that true?