Every week, often two or three times a week, I'm being fucked by a postman. Or at the very least I'm sucking him off... Shh...dont tell my boyfriend

Since my ex-boyfriend is only interested in football, I canceled his Sport-Channel subscription without telling him

I regularly licked the edge of the toilet, which my ex spattered with urine while peeing standing up

Never tell me where you put the condoms, because I go there and condoms will mysterious break. I have succesfully created a few marriages

My boss is an asshole, when he asks me to get his morning coffee, I pull my pubes and put it in his coffee before i put on the cover.

I wash my plastic bags with soap after every purchase

My roommate is so loud plaing with her sex toy every night. One day we went into her room and dipped her toy in chilli water, She got even louder that night but quieted down ever since

I had sex with my boyfriend....at my grandmother’s funeral...we had to be quiet because everyone was crying in the living room...sorry grandma

Once my mum was putting on a bra and she let me suck her tits and let me fuck her wet pussy

My previous boss was such an as*hole He asked me to make a coffee for him and him without knowing i put my pee in it as well