I love when the pizza delivery guy looks at me when i answer the door in my sexy lingerie, now where is my pizza with sausage, YOUR sausage?

Ask me anything you want

I love it when people fart. I wish I could sniff the fart, regardless if it's from a woman or a man.

I'm obsessed with masturbating. I try to do it all the time.

I fucked with my boyfriend's best friend last night during a party and it was awesome

I jerk off to other women's pictures/videos while my wife is in the other room

I have been fucking my ex brother for almost a year and I still haven’t been able to get my ex to stop trying to fucking me while telling him I have been messing with someone

One time when i was 18 i was shoping for clothes and i got really horny in store i went in a corner and stardet jerking of to when a store meneger saw me and took me to his office. He than gave me hand job and i cummed all over his desk. He than let me go

Me and 2 other girls who are lesbiens wnet camping one day and we were sleeping in two different tents... me alone. I woke up to them sucking my dick and balls and we ended up fucking whole night and we all cummed multiple times

Confirming with all my friends, I have a high sex drive. I masturbate up to four times a day and still want more, and partners I've had just can't keep up. I've had all kinds of sex to compensate, but it doesn't seem to make a dent.

Smoochems 31Y I've never been able to go down on a woman for as long as I wanted. I'm trying to make this an all I can eat but only been allowed a plate a two

When I was single I used to take pictures of the homies girls feet to jerk off to sometimes and she would let me from across their apartment living room she would come out and do her nails and sometimes not where underwear with her short shorts I didn’t like the idea of being in the same pussy as my homie but I liked how she helped me nut

So I was a guy who used to party a fuck ton and well I fucked a lot and fucked a lot of drugs up if u know what I mean one time I was on a bender going hard snorting perc 30s and drinking lean and OD and passed out my fucked up home though I was asleep by luck one of the women who was addicted to sucking me off noticed something wasn’t right she took me to the hospital her self and took care of me till I got better P.S. we fucked hard in my hospital room

I had wildest night yesterday at rave. Meet this gorgeous girl whom I had sex with and I don't have her contact but God damn I'm just hard by remembering her

So i just got a new shotgun and we’ll I took it out for the 3erd time and it’s sawed off my brother who has an AR was Excited to use it in that process while we our shooting me trying out the new AR and well him trying out the new 12 Gauge so after us trying out our weapons he hands me my shot gun and I put it barrel down in between my legs with literally one round of buck shot in it and well u can only imagine what happened there but lucky well if u guess it yes it went off point at my left heel so long story short the one of the bullets grazed my heel only enough to gash it a little bit and we’ll u guys are the only people who know still haven’t touched a gun since then