Sometimes i say to my friends and familie that i'm going for a ride just so that i can have some time for myself

Since my ex-boyfriend is only interested in football, I canceled his Sport-Channel subscription without telling him

I have a crush on somebody that I don't know, and I told my best friend, and she told me to make a move, but I think it's weird that I like him, and he does not know about it.

How can I make my crush notice me? I've been trying so hard to make him notice me but it's all in vain

I told my best buddy that I'm tired and I'm going to sleep so I could play for 3 hours in peace.

Sometimes, I tell people random facts that are false just so that they think learned something new and spread the false knowledge to others, for my enjoyment:)

Everytime when I was doing inventory with my manager in the stockroom, I bent over to suck his cock, there are a lot of used tissue paper with his cum in the back of the stockroom

In the office, I always secretly smear my boogers into the keyboards of my colleagues

Sometimes i say to my friends and familie that i'm going for a ride just so that i can have some time for myself

I intentionally oversleep on Monday because I don't feel like doing early shifts

While jogging, I ran into a knee-deep puddle and of course collapsed, everyone else laughed their heads off

I wash my plastic bags with soap after every purchase

We went for a walk in the mountains. There was a lonely cow there, I wanted to feed her, suddenly she started running in our direction, I almost wet my pants.

Since my ex-boyfriend is only interested in football, I canceled his Sport-Channel subscription without telling him

I have a crush on somebody that I don't know, and I told my best friend, and she told me to make a move, but I think it's weird that I like him, and he does not know about it.