I wash my plastic bags with soap after every purchase

At an ONS I gave the guy a condom, unfortunately he was way too big

Looking for handsome man let's have fun

Since my ex-boyfriend is only interested in football, I canceled his Sport-Channel subscription without telling him

My boss is an asshole, when he asks me to get his morning coffee, I pull my pubes and put it in his coffee before i put on the cover.

Never tell me where you put the condoms, because I go there and condoms will mysterious break. I have succesfully created a few marriages

My roommate is so loud plaing with her sex toy every night. One day we went into her room and dipped her toy in chilli water, She got even louder that night but quieted down ever since

I had sex with the pizza delivery boy and he touched the next pizza he needed to deliver with his hand covered in my juice and his own cum

The most embarrassing thing that I have done, it was back in college and my bf wanted to try anal, I was reluctant at first but I gave in, it took some time trying to get it in but when it did, my body jerked/twitched and I accidentally shit myself. that totally ruined the mood

I like to stick my tongue into my partner's ear when we fuck

I dream of a threesome

This is weird, but I'm really sexually attracted to clowns. When a guy dresses up like a clown, it's so hot to me