Secret of Dall

I secretly put a real spider in my first girlfriend's bed to make her go.

Two Clever people can't fall in love, True love needs one Idiot, that's me

I drove in the wrong way up a one-way street

I want to be an IRL MILF when I grow older. That's why I'm make sure I train my body well for the future :3

I love long-distance Relationships

I'm always looking for new and exciting things. I'm always direct and say what I think, man has to like it or not. Since you are looking at my profile here, you are definitely not looking for a new best friend and that's a good thing... I'm looking and wanting fun!

I confess that at age 12 i set on fire random trashcans in my Neighbourhood. I've been a secret bad girl, ever since.

when a man makes Money, he feel like he wants more women but when a woman makes money she feels like she doesn't need a man.

I swear that yesterday, someone followed me on the street... I was so scared

What's the deal with parents who force their kids to dress certain way? Like how is my outfit going to affect you, dad? smh, I just want to live my life the way I want...

I f22 admit, I'm a household whiz. I can't cook or do laundry or even clean. My boyfriend is very pissed after three months together and I think he should help me instead. Am I wrong?

Really ready to please, satisfy any one that needs my assistance

I'm uncomplicated, humorous, I like animals but I don't have any except for a budgerigar. At the age of 37, I actually still look pretty crisp.... at least I think so. I'm definitely not ashamed to wear a bikini at all.