Beichte von Dcmenyus

Let's have some fun... No bitching no drama. I'm not a sugar daddy and I don't do gift cards.

Hi :-)

Your time is always a Good time Be yourself whatever you are

When my girlfriend cooks, everything tastes like shit, so I almost always feed it to the dog

I work in a gym. After work I go into the women's changing room and lick the benches with relish.

Anyone fancy a nice summer vacation? I really want to go to the sea somewhere, but my best friend can't come with me because her husband doesn't want to be alone with the children. And going on vacation alone is not my thing, I like to be in company. I thought July or August would be a good time. Anyone want to go? I'm 21 years old, athletic with a lot of energy. I love water sports or just lazing on the beach. Do you think we could have a nice time?

I am looking for relations, maybe friendship, whatever I just want for some fun also be able to create a better feeling. Who can be there for me? I think no one, if not, prove it.

I love it when people fart. I wish I could sniff the fart, regardless if it's from a woman or a man.

God i wouldnt have mercy on any of you if i had my chance

I admit that I miss a minimum of respect and decency in todays society

I like sticking chopsticks up my nose and playing walrus.