Beichte von OliDaddy

I’m a single male. I’m looking for a local fwb in Maryland or D.C. area. We can hang out and Netflix and chill together. I drive and have my own place. Let’s see where this goes

I wash my plastic bags with soap after every purchase

I once watched a man get killed and get decapitated and never said anything about it to anyone. It's been about 8 years

I've stollen the money from the store i work for

My boyfriend is my piggy and therefore he gets his meals served in a trough. I like it when his curly tail wiggles

I hate it when girls don’t grab my head when I eat it, I’m tryna get strapped in for the long run lol

I am 18yrs. fem. admitting my fear of being alone at any given moment

Let’s get it! The world can be crazy, so let’s unwind a bit

I lick the exposed cutlery in restaurants when no one sees it

Get some on it @ 5"soft🍆 . Can you even get it to 10"🍆 let alone take it in full💯 in the only hole possible🌽⛳👀🍆💜

I 18 f confess, I never paid attention to prices when shopping, why is everything I like so expensive?

This girl wants to write a love story about you. We will be in that story. There will be no anger and resentment, only happiness and sweet love. And I want to spend hundreds of births in that love. All day long

I intentionally don't flush public toilets to leave my mark

I thought there were some brave men around here, but it seems that's not the case. Do you think I'm wrong?

One time i took a bath with my dad, i was too lazy to come out for the toilet so I peed in the bathtub...

I'm new here and new to this kind of thing. I'm here looking to have a fun and exciting date and put myself back out there after 23 yrs. Well hopefully someone likes what they see and it gets better.