Beichte von Honeybadger77

I fell into the lake while skating and had to be rescued

My boss is an asshole, when he asks me to get his morning coffee, I pull my pubes and put it in his coffee before i put on the cover.

I thought there were some brave men around here, but it seems that's not the case. Do you think I'm wrong?

18 years old looking for fun🥵😈 and meet take at look at my profile

We went for a walk in the mountains. There was a lonely cow there, I wanted to feed her, suddenly she started running in our direction, I almost wet my pants.

Because of a long phone call, I forgot my pot of boiled sausages on the stove, all the sausages and the pot were black

I didn't realize that all my makeup was gone and went shopping

I often ring the neighbors' bell early in the morning because I don't like them

My secret is my pants are stuffed with a sock, to impress the ladies

Im 38, sick of being alone and looking for someone to have fun with.

I wash my plastic bags with soap after every purchase

I dont really know what to put here but im just here

I secretly read the messages on my boyfriend's cell phone.

I confess I'm a nerd, I almost always read Harry Potter. 23m