Beichte von Ed.Nygma

I intentionally don't flush public toilets to leave my mark

I wanted to sit down on a chair, then it collapsed.

Rainy day... and a good person with be..

Hello I would love to meet someone who’s funny mature and romantic

When my cousin comes to visit I purposely spit in her glass as I don't like her

When I was little, I regularly dreamed that hell would be in the bathroom, so for a long time I used the space behind the sofa as a toilet.

I need someone who can help me financially like giving me a part time job

As a bouncer of almost 30 yrs, let me give you guys some advice. If you take a woman to a bar and she hugs the bouncer...just walk away...leave her there.

I love bananas, but they're not as firm without the peel

I'm Brazilian and I'm tired of Brazilian women...

I've been with my girlfriend for three years and she still doesn't know my real name.

Are my thighs thick enough for you?

I admit that i want to live like a superstar, but unfortunatly i have no talents, whatsoever

We had a prank at a party where we pissed in an empty beer bottle, in the end my brother drank my piss, and we told him it was only a bottle that was out of date.

Do you like very spicy food? A lot of sushi with a good portion of wasabi? Chili with so many peppers in it that your nose runs? It's always an experience for me. I can't live on just schnitzel and fries. I'm 23 years old and I'm looking for someone with whom I can travel the culinary world. Incidentally, Spicy makes “Hot”.