Beichte von honeymelon

As a bouncer of almost 30 yrs, let me give you guys some advice. If you take a woman to a bar and she hugs the bouncer...just walk away...leave her there.

I lost my ob in the pool and started bleeding in the water.

Hello, I dare you, are you the one who melts my heart and shares my passion. If you are romantic, sensitive and adventurous then you are the right person for me. I can't wait to explore the world with you and enjoy every moment to the fullest. Let's experience an unforgettable time together and let our love go up in flames. are you ready for a new adventure? Then contact me

I sometimes wear my underwear for 2 days because I haven't washed it

I confess tht whenever I see my girl best friends I like to make out with them

I really want to fall in love, even though I don’t know what it feels like.

When it's really hot, I clean my apartment naked

At the age of 26 I(female) confess that I really want a vacation in the Caribbean, sooo who's gonna take me?

hey, i'm trying to help my luck a bit, i'm looking for a dear man who shares my passion and is willing to go through thick and thin with me. If you are also romantic and sensitive and enjoy life to the fullest, then you are exactly the right person for me. i I can't wait to discover the world with you and enjoy every second with you. Let's experience an unforgettable time together and let our love go up in flames.

ღ꧁💕💘💚 Know, do you know who I am? You are my smile that I try so hard to see. You are my poem that I think of writing all the time. You are my dream that I always fulfill

Hello. I’m Carl. Come and say hi, and see if we can have some fun.

I f19 confess I spend more on shoes than I make in a month, I am glad that my daddy always gives me a little something extra

M/31 just around to new people and explore there minds

I’m a simple dude just looking for a hook up hit me up ladies only

Hey everyone nice to meet you. I'm new here and i dont really know what I'm doing plz help out for now then I will help u out😜

Goofy ass 18 yo that goes to the gym everyday don’t got a lot of shit going on just addicted to caffeine and doing cardio 🤫