Beichte von Crazy-Turtle

I worry too much about the future if I will ever find the right partner

I belched so hard I had to throw up and that was in church

I work in a gym. After work I go into the women's changing room and lick the benches with relish.

Let's see... just here to see what happens and have fun

New to this app. Looking for friends and some other stuff feel free to message me

Looking for a good time, not looking for anything serious right now. Not a judgemental person at all

I overhear my neighbor talking on the phone

I put chewing gum in my girlfriend's pubic hair so she would have to shave it all.

What's the deal with parents who force their kids to dress certain way? Like how is my outfit going to affect you, dad? smh, I just want to live my life the way I want...

Sometimes i say to my friends and familie that i'm going for a ride just so that i can have some time for myself

My friend loves spaghetti with parmesan cheese, I mixed the cheese with my freshly rubbed callus

I saved my boss's number in my cell phone under asshole.