I an awesome, and I know how to please a woman. Write to me and se if I am lie
I really like farting in the bathtub
started at a new company and asked a really nice colleague about the boss. In reality, the boss himself was standing in front of me.
Someone wants to accompany me to drink coffee while enjoying the shining stars in the sky of Jakarta
Hey what’s up. Im new to this app if any girls want to give me a warm welcome. Looking for fun and maybe something more. I’m into anything and interesting in hearing what you like.
Listening to smut on an aroplane just hits different. Like it’s talking about all the hot shit they are doing and your just trying to keep a straight face
I was watering the flowers in the garden with the hose and didn't notice that the visitors were already there, I turned around and everyone was wet
I stopped believing in love. For me, only my pleasure counts now, unless I can find the right person
I wanna wear my undies five days in a row and see if my friends smell something.
I breaded the first schnitzel in salt and my boyfriend ate it in silence.
My best #RailTrip in my Live ;-) was to PortaNigra.
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