When my cousin comes to visit I purposely spit in her glass as I don't like her
Heyy I'm 22 n that's pretty much it um I like to go n do things or even just sit at home n smoke ask if you wanna know anything else
To annoy my girlfriend, I posted a contact ad with her details and she received many inquiries
I’m just looking to have a little fun promise I’ll take care of you I’m bed 😉
I intentionally oversleep on Monday because I don't feel like doing early shifts
I put chewing gum in my girlfriend's pubic hair so she would have to shave it all.
When at the sight of white sticky fluid, I feel the urge to smell it and lick on it.
I breaded the first schnitzel in salt and my boyfriend ate it in silence.
I drove in the wrong way up a one-way street
I don't wear glasses, but I think it's incredibly nice to put on my grandmother's glasses. Then I feel more interesting
I watched a documentary that said lips are the most sensitive part of the body, wanna find out if that’s true?
I love bananas, but they're not as firm without the peel
Greetings im looking for a crazy encounter with someone in my area
Single here for fun.................... From Rhode Island love the out doors...................................... cooking the beach traveling
I belched so hard I had to throw up and that was in church
Hey im singh, im from India. I am a man of 35 years of old. I want a woman.
I accidentally got a tattoo upside down.
I like sticking chopsticks up my nose and playing walrus.
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