I once got a black eye because someone tried to throw me a piece of candy and I couldn't catch it
Because of a long phone call, I forgot my pot of boiled sausages on the stove, all the sausages and the pot were black
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I've been with my girlfriend for three years and she still doesn't know my real name.
I dyed my hair and went to the disco. The color ran out and all over my face from sweating.
bored and don't know what to do always h*rny hello me out
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I admit, that i only like girls that are smaller than me.
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I like sticking chopsticks up my nose and playing walrus.
Each interaction matters, so what do you think?
I had a pay talk with an employee. But he didn't want more wages because he would have to pay more taxes, an acquaintance of his said. I didn't enlighten him.
I'm 19 years old and I confess that I use my labrador to meet chicks, it works everytime
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I belched so hard I had to throw up and that was in church
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