Secret of Leo420

The last time we were out, I tripped and banged my head on a lantern.

When I was little, I regularly dreamed that hell would be in the bathroom, so for a long time I used the space behind the sofa as a toilet.

I've been taking laxatives to avoid going out

I am looking for relations, maybe friendship, whatever I just want for some fun also be able to create a better feeling. Who can be there for me? I think no one, if not, prove it.

I was watering the flowers in the garden with the hose and didn't notice that the visitors were already there, I turned around and everyone was wet

I lost my ob in the pool and started bleeding in the water.

started at a new company and asked a really nice colleague about the boss. In reality, the boss himself was standing in front of me.

When I'm with friends, I always bite my fingernails and stick them in their sofa cracks

We went for a walk in the mountains. There was a lonely cow there, I wanted to feed her, suddenly she started running in our direction, I almost wet my pants.

Young, who likes to go for walks. I love being surrounded by men for walks and going to the gym.

I thought there were some brave men around here, but it seems that's not the case. Do you think I'm wrong?

Hello I'm new here. How are you? I'm wanting friends with benefits

Looking for a female who doesn't need to label for our relationship. But if after some time you want something more serious with me we can re-evaluate our situation. I like to have fun indoors and out. It's ok to be shy cause I am too st first

I am 40 years old and have never shaved my private parts. Either my partner accepts it, or he leaves.

I mistook 1st gear for reverse when I started and hit a tree