Beichte von Vegaskid

I saved my boss's number in my cell phone under asshole.

I wanted to coolly get on my motorcycle and fell over on the other side.

I always intentionally yawn on the bus and see if others have to yawn with me.

Hi im julian, new here im looking for someone interesting and spend some time with

I’m a simple dude just looking for a hook up hit me up ladies only

Sweet and sassy girl seeking a kind-hearted and confident man to share life's adventures with. Let's make each other laugh and create unforgettable memories.

While jogging, I ran into a knee-deep puddle and of course collapsed, everyone else laughed their heads off

I'm looking for a friend with benefits in the Delaware area

I overhear my neighbor talking on the phone

Kind, cheerful, caring, intelligent, attentive, calm, benevolent, friendly...and looking for a man with similar interests for a serious relationship.and understanding, mutual assistance, mutual respect.

I’m fit and ready for anything. I work out so I can carry you with ease, in the shower, in the woods wherever you can imagine.

Help requested in search of love; The size wouldn't matter, not infinitely resilient but very passionate, romantic, melancholic but joking, shy, a bit sporty, interested in culture but not diligent, if that doesn't put you off I'll wait for a word or two from you.

I’m a bit like a McDouble. I look nothing like my photos but you’ll love me when you’re desperate enough 👽

I, female 22, admit being jalous of my sister 'cause she scores any guy she wants with no effort.