Beichte von candypants

Here for sum fun so hit me up if you’re down Also I’m 19 so no old people please

When my girlfriend cooks, everything tastes like shit, so I almost always feed it to the dog

Chat me I would rather get to know one another that way, just know I’m to all females only please.

Just trying to put the pieces back together again

After the swim, I noticed that the OB's ribbon was visible the whole time.

As a bouncer of almost 30 yrs, let me give you guys some advice. If you take a woman to a bar and she hugs the bouncer...just walk away...leave her there.

Any Scrabble fan here? That would be great. What would you make of the following letters: XSENAAL? Can you think of anything? Then let's hear from you and let's play.

Looking to share time with a chat,dinner,or even a movie. Looking for someone that doesn't mind sharing not only their feelings, but also their desires and outlook to come..

I'm always looking for new and exciting things. I'm always direct and say what I think, man has to like it or not. Since you are looking at my profile here, you are definitely not looking for a new best friend and that's a good thing... I'm looking and wanting fun!

…wanna hangout?

Now I feel almost like new, only there is one little thing missing that makes me complete. Who helps?

My secret is that I hate shaving because I love hairy stuff.