Secret of Horny-Serenity

Leave me your number if you in Boksburg area south Africa 🇿🇦

Whenever I go to someone else's toilet, I taste a bit of the toilet paper.

Just looking to chat with a real 20 something woman. No meets just a no money get to know each other friendship.

I had a pay talk with an employee. But he didn't want more wages because he would have to pay more taxes, an acquaintance of his said. I didn't enlighten him.

Before I go to bed I always check under the bed to see if there aren't any monsters there.. and I'm 18 already

I M/22 I love my wife so much. Right now she’s expecting our first child, we’re so happy. However, I am like many men, I cannot be loyal.

The last time we were out, I tripped and banged my head on a lantern.

My heel broke off while dancing and I didn't have any spare shoes with me

I’m just a young man looking to have fun and someone I can chat with, also love to meet new people, I live in Australia, QLD, Goldcoast Also hate talking on other sites so if your interested in changing to a app of some sort, however don’t mind xo

Fine wine is easy to find but fine wine, with a hint of tangy nasty is what should be on your mind… hi I’m looking for a great time. What are your thoughts about that? I’m hoping to explore all options available… stay connected

It often happens to me that I fall asleep watching TV with my glasses on and the remote control in my hand

What do you think my neighbor would say if she knew I was watching her through a small hole in the wall?

I’m single lady looking for serious relationship

Do you also want to save a bit on heating costs? Then you could cuddle up on the sofa and watch nice films. Plus chocolate, chips and mulled wine. Does that sound like a romantic evening to you? I could well imagine that. I have a cozy blanket but somehow I'm missing something. I'm 28 years old, 1.68 tall (or short), slim, brown hair, athletic, but I can also be pretty lazy. I am creative in many areas and am looking for someone who is not just boring. is that you?

I am currently a brand new professor, teaching secondary. Loving the job but also have a strong passion for being a cam model. So very fun.