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My boss is an asshole, when he asks me to get his morning coffee, I pull my pubes and put it in his coffee before i put on the cover.

I M28 confess that I miss going to Vegas and having fun. Wish we have same fun in LA>>

I want someone who will let me pin them down and be good if u are that person text me

👩 I've been looking for a long time, I hope that you are exactly the man I'm looking for, who is humorous and open-minded and likes to spend time in nature. 🌳🏞️🌻 If you are also romantic and sensitive and enjoy life to the fullest, then get in touch with me. 💖🎉🌟 I look forward to experiencing new adventures with you and enjoying life! 🌈🌅🍷

I f25 confess I killed the lawn at my ex's house with chlorine for revenge

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Looking for some NSA fun that is all that I want if you want to know more about me you will have to ask

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I smell my feet every night before I go to sleep to have sweet dreams.

When I was 20 I lost a super bowl bet had to streak through a small town and was arrested completely naked

Any ladies lookn for some fun

Someone to play finish the lyrics with me?

I wanted to sit down on a chair, then it collapsed.

Sometimes when I'm driving I intentionally stick to the exact speed to annoy the person behind me

We had a prank at a party where we pissed in an empty beer bottle, in the end my brother drank my piss, and we told him it was only a bottle that was out of date.