Secret of Joe1

Hi iam just looking for a fwb at the moment really not trying to get into a relationship bc iam will be moved to Florida in a month

I'm superstitious and try to take time off every Friday the 13th to stay at home so that I'm safe

I am an honest,loyal, passionate, generous, affectionate, sexual, supportive, sensitive, and a good listener who is easy to get along with.

I'm new here and new to this kind of thing. I'm here looking to have a fun and exciting date and put myself back out there after 23 yrs. Well hopefully someone likes what they see and it gets better.

I'm looking for a man that I can take care to always be his companion, and do what he like.

I'm uncomplicated, humorous, I like animals but I don't have any except for a budgerigar. At the age of 37, I actually still look pretty crisp.... at least I think so. I'm definitely not ashamed to wear a bikini at all.

I f26, confess that i have stolen money from my parents ever since i was 10yrs old, and it goes on to this day

Reply me and I will send you some surprise ;)

I confess that my mummy lays out my daily outfits down to the underwear

it sounds weird but I'm looking for true love

I used to put some chocolate in my sister's bed so that she always thought she had shat the bed in the morning.

Glamorous and stylish woman seeking a sophisticated and cultured partner to enjoy the finer things in life. From Michelin-starred restaurants to luxury travel, let's indulge in the best that the world has to offer.

Because of a long phone call, I forgot my pot of boiled sausages on the stove, all the sausages and the pot were black