Beichte von Dirtysmurf

18 years old looking for fun🥵😈 and meet take at look at my profile

I admit that I always let my dog poop in the neighbors bushes in order not to have to collect any of it

I stopped believing in love. For me, only my pleasure counts now, unless I can find the right person

Desiree tantrum don't be with her The money is not an issue. The money us on Twitter twitter website is not an issue

I have a crush on my girlfriend's dad and I think he's into me too. When the time comes, I'll tell him and we'll both get the hell out of here

I'm Billy 52 live alone and looking for a roommate

I f,26 confess that I always lie when it comes to my age

I have a dog leash at home, but no dog

As a bouncer of almost 30 yrs, let me give you guys some advice. If you take a woman to a bar and she hugs the bouncer...just walk away...leave her there.

I once gave my best friend dog biscuits to eat

I drove in the wrong way up a one-way street

I swear that yesterday, someone followed me on the street... I was so scared

I've "borrowed" a neighbor's car before without his knowledge while he was on vacation.